愚人節(jié)英語笑話

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    1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

    答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)    

    2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

    答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )    

    3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

    答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )    

    4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

    答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)    

    5.What tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

    答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)    

    6.When can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

    答：When water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時)    

    7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

    答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。    

    8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

    答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。    

    9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

    答："What does y-e-s spell?" (當(dāng)別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?    

    10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時候你在哪?

    答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中