中英趣味故事大全_兒童英文小故事

　　Part-time Job

　　When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.

　　"How was your first day?" I asked.

　　"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."

　　Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"

　　"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"

　　業(yè)余工作

　　我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級時，在一家超級市場找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。

　　“第一天感覺如何?”我問。

　　“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”

　　由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問道：“你跟他們說了些什么?”

　　“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝?”

　　Keys? Kiss?

　　A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

　　鑰匙還是接吻

　　我的一位朋友在給一個成人學(xué)生班級上英語課。他們都是新近來美國生活的。在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子，書本，鋼筆等。課進行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認真。后來輪到一名來自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說：“給我鑰匙。”那人看起來非常吃驚，也有點手足無措。看到這種情況，我的朋友想是他沒有聽清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。

　　Prepare Yourself

　　A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

　　Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　自己做好準備

　　校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽-我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”

　　兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”