好笑的英文笑話數(shù)則精選
2012-12-27 16:42 [查查吧] 來源:www.ytshengsheng.cn好笑的英文笑話數(shù)則精選如下:
一、死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看這張報紙,據(jù)統(tǒng)計,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
丈夫:那有什么?據(jù)我調(diào)查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。
二、位置上的冰激凌
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明這點嗎?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."
三、別無選擇
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃問亞當:"你當真愛我嗎?"
亞當無可奈何地回答:"我還有的選擇嗎?"
四、總是口渴
Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
總感到口渴
一個男人對他的朋友說:“我動了一次手術(shù),手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道:“你覺得疼嗎?”
“不疼,可是我總感到口渴。”
五、喝水洗蘋果
A Useful Way
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What"s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
一個有效的方法
爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克:我剛才吃了個
蘋果,爸爸。
爸爸:可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克:我忘了洗蘋果呀。